Gave a stranger a phone call and requested a blowjob as payment

"I don't have any money at all, can I pay for the trip with my body?"

Young lady, will you accept my cock as payment for the cab?

I took the condom off myself so that all the semen would get inside my vagina

I played strip cards with a colleague and this is what happened

"I realized I want kids — take the condom off and cum in me!"

Wow! Drunken girl fell asleep — took advantage of the body while you can